prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

proboredination

A mixture between procrastination and boredom. Usually occurs on the very last day of the weekend when you're wittling away your homework hours surfing the internet.

See borecrastinadom.

A girl was once typing drunkenly in IRC, and when asked why she simply replied, "It's the side-effects of proboredination."

by adnerb November 1, 2004

prison bj

A blowjob given after the recipient of the penis has had his or her front teeth punched out.

My gums still hurt from that prison bj I gave last week.

by Dylan J January 7, 2008

prison blowjob

A blowjob where the giver has no teeth, possibly because they were knocked out in an unfortunate curbing incident.
Usually given inside a government correctional facility, may be either at the state or federal level.

Hey dirtbag, why don't you learn a real skill like giving a prison blowjob

by Jeff Skilling March 2, 2010

Probot

A project started by Dave Grohl in 1998, consisting of Dave himself playing most all the instuments with different vocalists he grew up listening to providing the... well, the vocals. The vocalists are, in order as they appear on the album,: Chronos (Venom), Max Cavalera (Soulfly, Sepultura), Lemmy Kilmeister (Motorhead), Mike Dean (Corrosion Of Conformity), Kurt Brecht (Dirty Rotten Imbeciles), Lee Dorrian (Napalm Death, Cathedreal), Wino (The Obsessed, Hidden Hand, Place Of Skulls), Tom G. Warrior (Celtic Frost), Snake (Voivod), Eric Wagner (Trouble), and King Diamond (Mercyful Fate). The Probot album was released in 2002, and has one video to it's name (Lemmy's track Shake Your Blood). It also has a hidden 12th song provided by King Diamond that starts about 3 minutes after Sweet Dreams. It absolutely rules my life, I don't know what I would do without Probot.

Go buy it. NOW!!! cause I said so

by KurDt February 25, 2005

prison pie

What you get to eat, if you go to prison.

A hairy pie hole.

Get over here, beotch, and eat you some o' mah prison pie.

(Then the victim whimpers like a bitch curr w/ tears in its eyelids and says, "Yes, master.")

by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

Prison Break

The act of undies and/or boxer-briefs riding up normally through arduous physical activity or awkward lower torso/ leg position that causes one or both testicles (prisoners) to no longer remain within the confines of the undergarment (the prison) thus resulting in the testicles hanging out the side of underwear resulting in an uncomfortable situation that requires adjustment thus re-incarceration.

"god that's the third prison break today, must be the new undies"

by S Kusack July 16, 2014