guitar hero poser

Someone who thinks that because they are good at the video game Guitar Hero,they have a shred of talent with an actual guitar. They are usually mistaken.

Joey: Guys, we should jam this weekend. I just did Bark at the Moon on hard!

Lucas: Quit fagging up our oxygen with your n00bishness and idiocy, you guitar hero poser.

by Jakelikescake July 3, 2007

poser

This is a word used for people who act, dress, talk like people they aren't. It's a label for a person who is pretending they are someone totally different. It's most often used to describe people calling themsevles "punk."

Lil Johnny Bob is such a f*cking poser. He gets liberty spikes and puts safety pins in everything he owns and now automatically assumes he's a punk rocker child?! Bullsh*t!

by idontthinksobitch May 10, 2003

Poser Muslim

American Suburban youth that pretend to be muslim to get a rise out of post 9/11 working class America.

Slot is deemed a poser muslim after he copies and paste muslim recipes from search engines in threads about great recipes and it is discovered he does not take his TK like a man.

by Not Wake February 29, 2008

Posercore

Also spelled "Poseurcore", the word is a rip on all of the bands that think they kick ass, but in real life, they're fucking poseurs. Examples include: Most bands with "-core" at the end of the genre name, all Emo bands, the Warped Tour lineup, and recent Green Day.

Coined in this conversation outside a Hot Topic:

Friend: "Dude, those bands piss me off! Come on, Christcore?! Metalcore?! Give me a break."

Me: "We should just group all those bands together and call it 'Posercore'."

Friend: (Laughs)

by Ov Fire And The Void April 21, 2010

poser

One of the most overused words in the english language, especially by teens, and is probably one of the dumbest words as well. A poser is supposed to describe a person who pretends to be something they aren't and/or like something they don't. This word is too broadly used, and puts down people who want to try new things and want to get away from their past likings. I think it's a dumb word and the person who first used it should be punched in the family jewels.

idiot: Omg John is such a poser he wears Etnies and doesn't skate!!!
me: Why? because he likes their clothes?

idiot 2: Chris is a poser because he listens to punk but isn't really into punk
me: How do you think punk bands make money? from hardcore punks buying their CDs? They'd all go bankrupt in days if that was true, and punk music isn't just for a special group of people dumbass

correct person: Nicks a poser cause he

by clothes guy August 14, 2007

poser punk

trendy bastards that have rich parents and want to be noticed.and they might have a half mohawk.

you.your dog.your mom.

by no November 19, 2003

poser

some one trying to be something their not

Ashlee Simpson

OH MY GOD!! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS SO ROCKIN'

by zach May 13, 2005