Birthaversary Present

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.

We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010

Christmas present

Also known as a gunt.

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.

by Chad March 14, 2005

Presentate

To loudly, rudely, or annoyingly talk with food in your mouth.

Don't presentate at the restaurant .

It is rude to presentate in public.
Ew! Stop presentating, it's disgusting.

by C.N.Hebert May 30, 2018

powerpon presentation

A Microsoft Powerpoint that is so awesome it can not simply be called a "powerpoint"

Bob, "damn Harry, that was an incredible Powerpoint!"
Larry, "stfu Bob, that was a POWERPON presentation"

by Oi Rocky June 30, 2008

birthday present

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.

If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!

by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

Present Mic

Tabitha Infantes true husband.
He is so loud, that she loves it anyway.
They have a complicated relationship, but in a good way. TIZASHI ALL THE WAY!

They are very cute together and they make the best couple!

Zashi-omg u just spilt coffee on my penis.

Tabby-HAHAHAH I adore you :) Present Mic, feel my wrath

by LIZZO LONGO February 3, 2020