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Vanilla Prep

Hiding all of your alternative lifestyle paraphernalia when preparing to have vanilla guests over who would be shocked by your personal life.
My parents are coming to visit so I better do Vanilla Prep and hide the sex toys and take the group sex websites off the web history.
by Veronica10 March 22, 2009
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Colored People's Time

1. Black-People Time, Black Folk time, BP Time, BPT, Colored People's Time, Colored-People Time, CP Time, or CPT.

NOTE: This is a stereotyping of African Americans/Black People as not punctual/frequently or constantly being late.

2. Time that is kept convenient to one person, but not another, especially in business or personal matters.
Why most people believe in colored people's time? When it comes to making a scene, hurting somebody or worse, most people don't?
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 12, 2007
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Orange People

People who epically fail at tanning. Spray on tans.
Those who look like they could be oompa loompas.

It's believed that they cry orange juice. But in a recent study, it's found that they actually cry Sunny D; Fake orange juice. All the more better.
(If you want to see for yourself, just try to teach an orange girl simple addition and then watch the citrus rain)
Oh no, look at the orange people. One of them is crying....

*thinks*

Does anyone have a cup?
by TheRedNinja February 11, 2010
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old people

people from the age of dinosaurs with no driving skill who get sadistic pleasure from crushing the skin on your cheeks between their fingers. Have an irrational hatred of those who set foot on their lawns.
ignorant little boy: daddy, why did granny and granpa kill the postman?

daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.
by unfortunate grandson May 8, 2010
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plastic people

People or peoples: how they can say one thing to you and then turn around and tell someone else something different ether about you specifically or about some discussion they had with you that they the person fabricates the story or fabricates any part of the original story… “Plastic people”; too self-absorbed in themselves to care about anything else….
Plastic people”; too self-absorbed in themselves to care about anything else….
by Darren Pesco April 23, 2008
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Foster The People

Great band from Los Angeles formed in 2009 who make music which is mostly in the Indie Rock and Indie Pop genre. Made songs such as Pumped Up Kicks, which was popular during the summer of 2011, and Helena Beat. The entire album 'Torches' is very good, receiving great reviews from critics overall.
The band is made up of Mark Foster, who does vocals, Mark Pontius, who does the drums and Cubbie Fink who does the bass guitar. Isom Innis and Sean Cimino - also known as "Mago" which means "wizard" in Italian, as he is a "wizard" guitarist - also do live shows with Foster The People, making them part of the band as well.
"Who did that awesome song Pumped Up Kicks?"
"Oh, Foster The People, they're amazing."
by SophieLouise1018 May 30, 2013
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people

things that are dumb enough to try and diet by having three Big Macs, an extra-large set of fries extra salty, a Diet Coke, and a salad. things that are dumb enough to eat it all, talk on a cell phone, navigate a map, and drive down the interstate at the same time. things that are dumb enough to have sex and then blame the doctor for having the kid. things that are dumb enough to pay $3.00 a gallon for gas to drive three blocks while their bike is sittin in the attic collecting dust. things that call drinking eight beers at 3 am and then passing out a "good night's sleep". things that are dumb enough to get their three-year-old GTA San Andreas and leave them alone in the house.
by someguyudontcareabout May 21, 2006
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