Preeny

Celebrities and wannabees defined and obsessed with their brand and image.

The Kardashians are the most preeny family on the planet.

He fills his page with the most preeny selfies.

by Laughing ennui October 30, 2018

Presentwat

Someone who delivers a presentation to an audience, but spends more time telling everyone how amazing he is, rather than talking about the thing he's expected to talk about.

"That dude on stage is a complete Presentwat"

by Wandster May 10, 2019

pretendemic

1. A common and known virus used to scare a country/world of people into compliance.
2. The means by which ones government gains total and unquestioned control.
3. A made up reason a country's ruler's make believe is a reality so as to cause fear and segregation by the masses.

4. Control over all things.
5. The end of all freedoms.
6. The slavery of you children that is brought about by you week minded and sheer lack of will to stand up against tyranny.

7. The fault of each and every one of us.

Social distance is a direct result of our current pretendemic.

by Diecktag October 31, 2020

Pretend

What most people in the world do. They smile at people/neighbors/coworkers they hate, they pretend to be joking or kidding with people they want dead, and they pretend to fight allies to try and convince their enemies that they are on opposite sides (for show). Most people would rather come to someone indirectly with a smile before they kill them than directly with their true intentions toward the other person, with no pretense or guile.

He/she knew how to pretend, which anybody could do really, but he/she wasn't too good at direct emotional honesty even at his/her most straightforward times.

by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Pretendian

Any white person claiming to be Native American but has no ties to the culture or ethnic groups. Another term meaning the same thing would be 5$ Indian.

White Guy: My grandmother was an Aztec princess you can tell by my cheekbones and the stories she told me.

Any Sensible Person: You’re a pretendian.

by nomorepretendians February 21, 2023

presence rizz

When your rizz has evolved past speaking to women entirely, they feel your presence and turn instant waterfall.

"I dont have vocal rizz, I have presence rizz"

by TheLoreCollector October 8, 2023

Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012