Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

poverty porn

Maury, Jerry Springer, and any show that purposefully uses the extremely poor and/or desperate uneducated people to exploit them for the purpose of entertainment.

"Every time I see a show that involves poor people fighting, it just gives me the worst poverty porn vibe."

by Nenona571 October 20, 2013

Podvert

Someone who has owned a personal/portable MP3 player for a while but until recently, has always refused to purchase an Apple iPod.

Kevin was always going on about how iPods are over priced and saying you may as well by a Zen as they use the Creative chipset - stuff like that. What a podvert! I just saw him with a new Nano!

by Bucko_NZ September 5, 2007

poverty-ridden

To describe as an adjective to an area, region, place or to a community or populace as full of poverty

The slums are usually poverty-ridden ratholes.
Children from poverty-ridden communities are less ready for school.

by Orthodoxus July 28, 2016

poverty chrome

Duct Tap

Just slap some of that poverty chrome on to fix it

by Outdoorsaddix October 24, 2019

pervertism

The act of pervertism defines someone who Pervs or has Perved on a person or group of people.

"Look over there, that young boy is commiting the act of pervertism on that old man. Someone should call the police!"

Or

"Bill Odey. Your under arrest for committing pervertism against young badgers"

by Elando July 24, 2008

pervertisum

The act of pervertisum defines someone who Pervs or has Perved on a person or group of people.

"Look over there, that young boy is commiting the act of pervertisum on that old man. Someone should call the police!"

Or

"Bill Odey. Your under arrest for committing pervertisum against young badgers"

by Elando January 11, 2009