While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
Get the Portland Pistol Whipmug. When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023
Get the Portland Water Donationmug. by Big ol dog March 22, 2024
Get the Portland dwellersmug. by fleshydevice August 29, 2025
Get the portland nosejobmug. Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2
Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix
Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime
Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime
Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
by The Liberian February 28, 2025
Get the Portland Trail Mixmug. Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport
by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022
Get the Portland High Schoolmug. by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023
Get the Portland Texasmug.