ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch 😁👍🏼 go get joaquin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!

by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020

Katie Porter

To kick someone’s butt in a verbal sparring match, like the Congresswoman of the same name

Wow, Anthony Fauci just Katie Portered that slimy Rand Paul.

by KeenanRocks May 12, 2021

porter gasting

The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.

Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.

by themanme December 17, 2013

Porter

An amazing kind generous guy that I may have a crush on

Damn you like porter? He doesnt like u clown

by Slucqie October 24, 2019

porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018