pooching

to be hanging about. like cotch

i was just pooching round my homegyals yard

by Koonalie September 22, 2005

pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

Pooping Tom

One who peeps while pooping.

I pulled a pooping tom last week when I was pooping outside and I was totally able to see my hot neighbor undress through her window. It was glorious.

by iTchRRA August 7, 2010

Kiddie Pooling

When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.

"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".

by Red Omen June 9, 2011

Pooping In My Nintendo

Popularized by John and Hank Green, commonly known as the vlog brothers, it refers to an incident when the boys were younger where their dog pooped in John's classic Nintendo game console.

It can now be used to describe something that was once great being ruined by it's own selfishness or greed.

Girl 1: I can't believe you ex-boyfriend cheated on you.
Girl 2: Yeah, girl, it was like he was just gladly pooping in my nintendo.

Man, BP totally pooped in the Gulf's Nintendo!

by zachimus June 21, 2010

Pooping your pants

When you have anal sex with an African American person.

"Dude, this girl just pooped her pants!"
"Damn! Her butt must be loose!"
"Yeah! She loves pooping her pants, cool girl really"
"Yeah, pooping your pants sounds fun"

by Jungle fever addict September 3, 2016

pooching

The act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.

"Dude im so stoned. That labradors got me ripped man"

"Yo you need to stop pooching"

by DonSquigie December 21, 2010