Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 May 18, 2011

Coffee Pong

Beer pong with coffee in the cup instead of beer.

Yo I'm bored and tired let's play coffee pong. It makes sense because Doug is old and wouldn't make it through the day without it.

by Idaho_Udaho October 20, 2014

Pint Pong

A game that combines the skill of ping pong and the fun of drinking pints. Players place their pints on the table and engage in a game of ping pong, but aim to get it in the opponents pint. If it goes in, they neck it, if it hits the rim they drink 2 fingers. If the there is a clean catch off the rim, the player who hit it drinks 4 fingers.

"Fancy coming over for pre-drinks? There will be Pint Pong!"
"I'm there!"

by Pint Pong December 29, 2015

Beer Pong

A game in which dipshits play when they're wasted and think. Generally the person who can handle being drunk best win

Person 1: Did you see them two guys playing Beer Pong

Person 2: yeah they always be acting a fool

by Yoboimax August 13, 2017

human pong

The act of launching a ping pong ball from one anus to another until one of the anuses fails to properly catch the ball.

I lost at human pong, but at least I'm not that sore!

by Pepboys May 22, 2018

Shlong pong

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection

Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?

by Brain dead bean June 25, 2019

pong wiffy

Someone or something that is smelly or smells bad

Hey Pete your shoes are pong wiffy

by Old Scots Guy August 17, 2019