pokemon

A very good video game and somewhat good card game. the only problem with it was the tv show. That's what fucked it up the most.
Video game: GOOD
Card game: it's ok
Tv show: GAY AND FUCKED UP

And another thing, DON'T MAKE THAT PIKACHU MASCOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy 1: pokemon would of been cool if the there werent for the show
Boy 2: you right.......

by bugmaster709 November 15, 2007

Pokémong

A Pokémon Go player who unsuspectingly walks into street furniture whilst trying to catch a Pokémon.

Haha that Pokémong just walked into a lamp post!

by Parkinafaso July 12, 2016

pokemon snatch

When a female thinks STD's are like pokemon... "Gotta catch em all"

EWWW! Don't have sex with Beth, she got a pokemon snatch!

by itsjustme8d9 March 20, 2011

Pokemon

A game that you can enjoy no matter what age you are, you can still enjoy it!

Pokemon is a great game!

by DCOgle July 18, 2014

pokemon alpha sapphire

A remake of Pokemon Sapphire for the GBA. Released, November 21st, 2014. It is a very popular game for the 3DS. Primal Kyogre & Primal Groudon.

Wow! Pokemon Alpha Sapphire is the remake of Pokemon Sapphire!

by J-PlaysLP February 24, 2015

Pokémon Trainered

You sneak a glance at some stranger out of curiosity and they see you and talk to you.

It connects to when a trainer in the game sees you and forces you to talk and fight them.

This morning when I took my dog out. I snuck a glance at this weird dude taking pictures of a car and he started talking to me...

I got Pokémon Trainered.

by Exodus0077 July 8, 2015

Pokemon Battle

The art of walking into your bedroom with your partner is naked while you are wearing a trainer hat like Ash Ketchum. You ejaculated on her face and say thay you gave her a Hydro Pump

I challenged Misty to a Pokemon Battle, my Blastoise beat her Bulbasaur using Hydro Pump

by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016