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Poaching a Hot Tub

1: The act of searching for a hot tub in a nearby area and doing whatever it takes to get in it...whether it be jumping fences or avoiding mean dogs or hotel security.
2: Not stealing a hot tub; more like stealing and enjoying the hot water and company of friends. Taking what you wish was yours.
"Hey man, we gonna go poach a hot tub tonight?"
"So steal it?"
"Nooo! go find one and drink some brews in a nice hot tub, that isn't ours."
"Then hell yeah, we are definitely Poaching a Hot Tub tonight!!"
by wildchildwiththeredhair December 18, 2012
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cherry poacher

An individual who has only ever had sex with virgins. They may seek out virgins or it my be a coincidence. This person can be male or female.
Sara is a cherry poacher. All of her boyfriends have been virgins. Now with Tom she'll be five for five.
by ChickenLittle91 October 9, 2010
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puma poacher

similar to a cougar hunter, except its a younger man attracted to and pursuing a mid-30s woman who is older than him.
He is only 29 and she's 35...hes a real puma poacher!
by Miss Puma February 23, 2017
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Butter Poached Lobster

Sex Move:

"When you nut in a butt and they fart while your dick is in there."
"I like when my Butter Poached Lobster served warm."
by llamasutra November 25, 2021
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wife poaching

In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.

Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
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pacheck

one who eats burittos much to much.
Skit Skit pacheck
by Anthony Pacheck October 27, 2008
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pachella

Most beautiful , smart but play stupid , crazy , funny and special person On earth. She loyal . She play hard is soft . She a person how say i dont care but care.
Cares about people how she loves no matter what. She can be mean but also sweet.
(Pachella )is so sweet,crazy and loyal
by Feyenoorder010 February 25, 2017
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