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The Plumber

When a friend, partner or acquaintance plugs your anus with their fist when you have an extreme case of diarrhea, thus stopping the leak. If done incorrectly, the excrement will run down the partner's arm.
Ex 1: Bob: Aww man, I've got anal leakage again. Time to call the plumber

Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!

Give me the good old plumber!
by Mr. Normous November 8, 2011
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Puberboobie

Boobs on a 10-13 year-old girl that have not quite reached their full potential.
Check out the puberboobies on that 10 year-old!
by Annie and Danny July 4, 2006
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social puberty

A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.
*at a party*
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.
by ch33z January 2, 2008
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sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.
I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"
by bread infection January 1, 2006
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Puberty

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.
Fuck puberty
by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016
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Squishy plumber

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!
by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009
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Statue of Puberty

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)
Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009
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