Ploof

Ploof \plʊf\

1. To plop and poof at the same time. 2. The sound marshmallows make. 3. Nonsense. 4. The act of ploofing. 5. An alternative to POOF

Ploofs, ploofed, ploofing, ploofery.

It... PLOOFED!
That is utter ploof.

by Red~ August 2, 2011

plop

to have sex; to engage in sexual activity

is she going to s your d?
no but shes down to plop.

by leetTomato February 24, 2008

Pittsburgh Patty Plop

While in the doggie style position man or woman, the receiver must defecate while being pounded thus forming a patty which when the two lovers finish will fall to the ground then the giver shall ejaculate on the patty giving it more texture.

Giver: I'm ready to make that patty plop baby, bring the patty and I got the plop!

Receiver: UGH!!!

Giver: Oh yeah!! UGH!!!!

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"Julie said she wanted to try something different sexually so her and her husband tried the Pittsburgh Patty Plop, they are now divorced."

by DeuceWins April 3, 2010

PLOMP

the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days.

1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.

2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004

plook

calling a canadian a "plook" is like calling a black person a "nigger"

"fuckin plook!"

by mike May 6, 2004

plook

the racist word for a canadian

"you stupid Canadian plook!"

by Justin May 6, 2004

plook

verb: to exploit, capitalize upon. To leech as in a parasitic (as opposed to symbiotic) relationship.

Frank Zappa Joes' Garage, Acts II-III "Outside Now"

"JOE:
These executives have plooked the fuck out of me
And there's still a long time to go before I've
Paid my debt to society
And all I ever really wanted to do was
Play the guitar 'n bend the string like
Reent- toont- teent- toont- teenooneenoonee"

by Paul Bramscher November 17, 2006