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I'm not a player I just crush alot

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot
by Princessss Kiara June 5, 2011
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player hater's ball

A formal celebration and award ceremony for player hater's everywhere.
Dave Chappelle is a player hater and this is his Player Hater's Ball.
by Denis Baldwin May 11, 2004
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player's code

12) Don't player hate, celebrate!
11) A player must be true to the game.
10) If she ain't down, she ain't worth it.
9) A true player always protects his investments.
8) If she ain't wearing a wedding ring, she's game. Until she says, "I do," she will!
7) If there's grass in that field, play ball.
6)Don't start shit. Finish it.
5)Don't be in it for the bling. Be in it for the Love!
4) Sometimes the best loving comes from the plainest packages.
3) Never pass on ass.
2) Don't get caught.
1) PLAYER'S DON'T FEEL! I player with feelings is like a redneck driving a Cadillac... it ain't happening!
Ultimately, you must play to be a player!
by Bozz Hawg June 3, 2004
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Plagerjism

Getting over stimulated in while in the act of borrowing someones pornographic magazine, and then return it with the pages stuck together.
I wont read and article that has been corrupt with plagerjism. I can't because the pages are stuck together.
by Brett Garner June 12, 2006
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semi-player

A guy who is capable of getting plenty of women, but every once in a while gets involved in a long relationship.
I think Ethan likes to have fun with women, but every so often he'll get tied down, so he's a semi-player.
by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009
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Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.
Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.
by E-Dot December 15, 2008
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among us players

Horny Girl: LOOKING FOR BF PLS DATE ME
Regular Person: no
Eiti: YELLOW KILLED MY FRIEND ON DISCORD

Among us players have 0 iq
by BigSmoke40 November 16, 2020
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