Picture rape

The act of violently masturbating to someone, while they are unknowing and/or unwilling to you doing so.

Guy:Hey babe, I just picture raped you for 20 minutes.

Girl: Oh god, really? This disgusting!

Guy: No means yes.

by Thr3sh September 14, 2011

war pictures

(n.) The photographs taken by veterans during war. Slang for antique guns that supposedly created the pictures.

That guy has some war pictures.


I'm selling some war pictures, check this Single action army!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Mirror Picture

A tacky profile picture in which someone takes a picture of them self through a mirror. Can appear on any social network. Usually the default picture of those who are overly self conscious of their appearance.

My ex-girlfriend constantly takes mirror pictures of herself and posts them on Facebook. This is just one example of her gaudy attributes, which is why I dumped her.

by YellowJellowBM February 19, 2012

Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.

Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!

by OranageHasu December 4, 2012

talking picture

Old fashioned saying for TV.

Dear lord, what a monager! This elevator has a talking picture. 23 Skidoo!

by Trevisaurous April 17, 2007

Pocket Picture

When storage of a cell phone in your pocket results in many unwanted photos. Usually completely black and just taking up phone storage space.

Dude 1: Man, I had my phone in my pocket all day and now I have an album full of Pocket Pictures!

Dude 2: Lame!

by Brian Moreau October 10, 2007

spiderman picture

When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)

Dude, those spiderman pictures you took were so blurry, I couldn't see a thing.

by Matthew Gyllenhaal October 24, 2019