Mega Pint

A large, copious, or otherwise excessive amount of a beverage; usually alcoholic.

I sit in my pent house drinking Mega Pints of wine.

by Umm_roo May 29, 2022

Drop a pint

When you are going for a piss and you know it's going to be a big one (as much as a pint's worth).

I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go drop a pint.

by GeorgiaandFlo November 14, 2020

Pint

A short man with a short dick. Double doozy.

Michelle: I gave a Clint (short guy) a chance in the bedroom and then I realized he was a pint.

Martha: Damn, that sucks. Hopefully, Mike (Short guy) isn't a pint.

by Mo-Mo The Sailor February 21, 2021

2 pints

Unreleased song by rapper Nav

Have you listened to 2 pints?

by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Eureka Pint

When you drink an alcoholic beverage after losing motivation or creativity to complete an assignment at work or university.
Used due to the fact that a drink or two always loosens the brain.

Not to be confused with 'Study Beer'

"I've lost all motivation to work on this assignment, dude."
"No worries, go for a Eureka Pint"

"Mate I had a Eureka Pint and immediately reached an intellectual enlightenment!"

by heiserbeck November 4, 2025