punking

n.
the act of throwing your own ejaculate at someone, most often at their face.

Monkeying, that's shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.

"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."

by trollbog December 14, 2011

Pinging

My Daddy said pinging means: To be excited by biscuits.

Those biscuits had me pinging!

by Cassandra Floatswell October 18, 2010

Picking Apples

Quite simply, male masturbation.

"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."

by Sam Holmes March 28, 2007

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008

Picking Cotton

When a black guy fucks a girl with a tampon in.

Yo dawg, this bitch was raggin last night, so I had to go picking cotton.

by Bblaze86 April 9, 2017

cherry picking

the act of seducing and sleeping with sexually inexperienced males/females. this activity is popular amongst douchebags, skeezers, fuckboys, and brotherhood fraternities.

Bro #1: Hey bro, what's going on tonight?
Bro #2: Freshman orientation tonight. Let's go cherry picking, bro.
Bro #1: Riiiighteous, bro.
Bro #1 and #2: KAPPA DELTA PHIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

by A Trill Ninja May 28, 2015

picking daisies

to poop, usually in a group
orgin: deruff and ch'beal

melissa "where is club now?"
liza "they're picking daisies"

charlotte: "cat will you pick daisies with me"
cat: "but i just did"
charlotte: "i havn't picked all day and i really need to now, please"
cat: "fine"

by club x August 13, 2010