Pilar

A stupid smelly spaniard that doesnt care about anyone but herself. She is the jealous type that is totally obsessive, and her only hobby is to start drama.

Wow, that bitch is such a Pilar.

by anonymous125034 June 16, 2010

PILF

PILF: (n) Acronym referring to a "Philosopher I'd like to fuck."

Usage:

Me: Dude, Wittgenstein is a total PILF!
also Me: Yeah, good thing reading Wittgenstein is a total mind-fuck.

by causasuigeneris May 12, 2013

PILF

Palin I'd Like to Fuck. References the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, who happens to also be a MILF.

Man, dude, that Sarah Palin is such a PILF.

by Jeff Kelley October 18, 2008

PILF

Pedophile I'd like to fuck

Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

by ilusion80 October 21, 2010

Pilatelist

Someone who specializes on collecting stamps of all shapes and sizes featuring the number pi on them, be it as a number, symbol, or word in any languages—with or without other numbers or symbols.

Prof. Frump told his audience that they’d call him a pilatelist, not a philatelist.

by MathPlus November 9, 2020

pilf

Derives from the root word, ilf. It stands for Parakeet I'd like to fuck. Used to describe especially attractive parakeets.

Guy 1 - Holy shit, check out the color on that parakeet! And those wings, wow! What a pilf!

Guy 2 - Hellz yeah, I'd tap that!

by John Argon August 6, 2006

pilf

pledge i'd like to fuck

erin from APO sure is a pilf

by pilf#2 November 16, 2006