This is an extremely small pigeon and most of them (Round 97%) never live to see the day!! This is sad and the remaining 3% are aware of this fact!Late studies of this species reveal that they have a strange mating act... When the female pidget wants to mate, it simply vommits a mix of carefully selected grass in perfect circles!
The alpha pidget then carefully approaches the female pidget from behind and brutally performs a hot carl then inserting its genetalia while purring like a cat! high definition cameras have actually managed to film one before ending its days in a jetmotor!This might seem strange, but a norwegian scientist has figured out the secret why so many end their days in freak aero accidents!Pidgets are simply born with strong magnetic fields in their wings and stand chanceless when turbine maelstroms from jets come closer than 5 kilometres..Estimated rate of survival of the species is 3 years!A pidget website is under construction and there, people will also be able to leave donations to the"save the pidget" foundation!These incredibly beautiful creatures deserve a second chance!
The alpha pidget then carefully approaches the female pidget from behind and brutally performs a hot carl then inserting its genetalia while purring like a cat! high definition cameras have actually managed to film one before ending its days in a jetmotor!This might seem strange, but a norwegian scientist has figured out the secret why so many end their days in freak aero accidents!Pidgets are simply born with strong magnetic fields in their wings and stand chanceless when turbine maelstroms from jets come closer than 5 kilometres..Estimated rate of survival of the species is 3 years!A pidget website is under construction and there, people will also be able to leave donations to the"save the pidget" foundation!These incredibly beautiful creatures deserve a second chance!
this is a close relative to the common pidgeon!
"Is that a pidgeon??No, it is much smaller!!!What the hell is that thing, could it be the nearly extinct pidget?!!Christ it just got sucked in to a jet!!!"
"Is that a pidgeon??No, it is much smaller!!!What the hell is that thing, could it be the nearly extinct pidget?!!Christ it just got sucked in to a jet!!!"
by arador boatwright ,sean eivind boatwright April 15, 2007
Get the pidget mug.Tall Person: Why do you always hear perverted things? I mean how do you get "balls" from "wanna hang out tonight?"
Short Person: idk its just my nature!
Tall Person: I just realized how short you are... like midget short
Short Person: Stop calling me a perverted midget! pidget!
Tall Person- HA! I'll call you that from now on! Pidget!
Short Person-Grrrrrrr...I hate you...
Short Person: idk its just my nature!
Tall Person: I just realized how short you are... like midget short
Short Person: Stop calling me a perverted midget! pidget!
Tall Person- HA! I'll call you that from now on! Pidget!
Short Person-Grrrrrrr...I hate you...
by Pidget May 2, 2009
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Pidge = 2 minutes
Can be used as a fraction
Half a Pidge = 1 minute
Pidge and a Half = 3 minutes
Normally refering to a man who cums early. "To do a Pidge"
Pidge = 2 minutes
Can be used as a fraction
Half a Pidge = 1 minute
Pidge and a Half = 3 minutes
Normally refering to a man who cums early. "To do a Pidge"
He only lasted a pidge
did he just Pidge you? Yea
for time: how long should this go in the microwave? a pidge and a half.
did he just Pidge you? Yea
for time: how long should this go in the microwave? a pidge and a half.
by BucktBy January 11, 2011
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by Anonymous July 5, 2003
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the slang spoken by the locals in hawaii. people there do not speak hawaiian, they speak pidgin. to all my mainlander "friends": stop asking me fuckin stupid questions about the hawaiian language. nobody here speaks it. now go jack off to Chuck Norris videos or watever u mainlander crazies do.
RULES FOR PIDGIN: Tourists may not speak it (or ull get ur ass kicked)
Local moks, flips, and japs may speak it.
Local haoles may speak it unaccented.
RULES FOR PIDGIN: Tourists may not speak it (or ull get ur ass kicked)
Local moks, flips, and japs may speak it.
Local haoles may speak it unaccented.
ey braddah, why u goin around wid' dat stupid haole girl? she stay pale as' fok and no can speak no pidgin even! fok u tinkin' brah!!!!
Ho brah! you see me kick dat one haole toris' ass dat try tok to me pidgin? man he shoulda see dat' shit coming brah! he stay 'tinking he da kine!
Ho brah! you see me kick dat one haole toris' ass dat try tok to me pidgin? man he shoulda see dat' shit coming brah! he stay 'tinking he da kine!
by who the fuck knows January 25, 2006
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