Michael Phelps

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

vag pulp

The loose vaginal particles floating about in a bottle of menstrual fluid that is about to be consumed.

Unlike my taste in orange juice, I like my menstruation with a healthy dose of vag pulp.

by cunt drinker April 6, 2009

pulp fiction

Correctly defined, pulp fiction was a body of short fiction published on "pulp" (low grade) paper predominately by unknown writers. Plots were simplistic, characterizations two-dimensional, settings (even "realistic" ones) fantasized, but most of all, writing style was about 4th grade reading level, exaggerated, and totally avoided anything that might be considered actual theme, i.e., delving beneath the obvious or thoughtfulness). Original pulp fiction did cling to a "righting wrongs" framework, with Good prevailing over Evil; always the "happy ending." The term is still applicable today to describe that KIND of writing: with the added modern elements of extremely gory detail and pornography for the masses. The "Romance" genre is typical, with te word "Romance" defined by publishers NOT as a love story, but instead, detailed human copulation scenes, inferred as a "love" story (rather than simply the lust it actually presents).

In the early 1900s, "Phantom of the Opera" was an example of pulp fiction... the "10-penny dreadful." Louis L'Armour's westerns were another sample, soon augmented by early detective and superhero stories which developed into the comic book in the '30s and 40s. Horror stories proliferated. In early pulp, the love interest was minimized, and it was only in the late 20th century that explicit sexual scenes were included. Today, with few exceptions, the romance novels, whether historical or contemporary, the detective novels, and the feminist protagonists creating a characterization of Little Men (not in the Louisa May Alcott mode) are all examples of modern pulp. The term, "pulp fiction," has always literally defined inferior writing competence. That hasn't changed although it undeniably is also a venue for new writers struggling to get published, a few of whom do develop into well above average craftspersons.

by EaglesHeart January 4, 2009

Philp

Cuming up someones nostrils

Im going to Philp you so hard!

by Quint Jones February 3, 2008

pulp

the last novel charles bukowski wrote. next to ham on rye, it represents bukowski at his best. hilarious, subversive of it's genre, spiritual (for bukowski), and maybe his best realized metaphor.

pulp the novel is like drinking till you make sense

by bapoonini November 6, 2006

Phelpsian feat

To achieve the pinnacle of greatness in an athletic endeavor. Coined by Aaron Peirsol in post-commentary after Phelps one his 8th gold in Beijing 14th overall. Phelps has overthrown Spitz, so no longer can ridiculous amounts of gold medals or success be deemed Spitzian Feats. Phelpsian Feats.

She sprinted all the way to first place to win by a hundredth of a second, that's a pretty Phelpsian feat.

by laama greenface October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

by taweesa March 3, 2011