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Mommy Perkins

The most most compassionate person with the biggest heart in the world :)
Mommy Perkins is the best mom in the world
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The Tom Perkins Initiative

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.
Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.
by oj.did.itzzz February 22, 2014
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Perrin

A name for kids who beat their friends up
"Did you see Johnny beat up Michael today?"
"Yeah his such a Perrin"
by FagChopzMcGee August 24, 2012
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Perving

To look at or to look up someones profile on a chat room or site where members can sign up and upload pictures of themselves
Sorry, i was just perving you Missy, but your hot!
by wardrock January 28, 2007
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perineumic

1. Of, relating to, or metaphorically resembling the perineum ("taint").

2. Esoteric; hard to discern.

3. Not black-and-white or cut-and-dry, but rather consisting of multiple different sides, perhaps to the point of nausea, confusion, or frustration.
1. "That guy's bald head is so...perineumic!" LMAO

2. "Professor, could you be just a bit less perineumic when explaining the complexities of quantum-mechanical theories to us?"
by William T. Morgan (II) May 22, 2006
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bethan perkins

shes a whore who sleeps around with your mates brothers
dang jodie did a bethan perkins on sian! rudeeee
by safetybro April 29, 2010
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Pervin and Swervin

To aggressively hit on girls, while being at the club drunk.
Yo man was just pervin and swervin on hoes at the club last night
by rehcrel January 25, 2010
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