perineumic 

1. Of, relating to, or metaphorically resembling the perineum ("taint").

2. Esoteric; hard to discern.

3. Not black-and-white or cut-and-dry, but rather consisting of multiple different sides, perhaps to the point of nausea, confusion, or frustration.

1. "That guy's bald head is so...perineumic!" LMAO

2. "Professor, could you be just a bit less perineumic when explaining the complexities of quantum-mechanical theories to us?"

perineumic by William T. Morgan (II) May 22, 2006

Seasonal Perineum 

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

Seasonal Perineum by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

perineum 

The place between the butthole and genitals.

Because I have flesh in between my anus and gentials, I have a perineum!

perineum by l337 December 20, 2004

perineum power punch 

the act of peforming an almost superhuman uppercut to the taintal region to an unexpecting victim, both a swift and might blow, of course while screaming "PERINEUM POWER PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!" Also known as the triple P.

I defintely got Libby with the PERINEUM POWER PUNCH!!!!

perineum power punch by HT Possum October 13, 2006

Peridemic

peridemic is another way of saying retard or idiot, you can call someone this when there mental state is angry or mad

You peridemic idiot!

Peridemic by urbanaddictionary March 6, 2017

Perineum 

Perineum is the space between the ass and genitals.

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.

Perineum by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014

perineum 

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

perineum by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003