An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.
Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?
Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
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"How perpendicular was THAT movie?!"
"That ride was so perpendicular"
"she must be the most perpendicular girl ever"
"This is gonna be pretty perpendicular"
"That ride was so perpendicular"
"she must be the most perpendicular girl ever"
"This is gonna be pretty perpendicular"
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A rule for driving and for dating. In terms of driving, you shouldn't go more than 10% above the speed limit. Dating, don't date someone 10% younger than you.
1. The cop didn't pull me over cause I was only doing 55 in a 50.
2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.
2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.
by Slaynerdsallday October 21, 2012
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A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"
by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015
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