penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)

girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER

by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022

parker girl

One-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, classy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. They are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.

Dude I hooked up with a parker girl last night, I pray to God she calls me back.

by pcs2009 April 25, 2008

Parker

Parkers are usualy amazing. They are aggressive, they are great in bed. They are amazing boyfriends. Parkers have a great sense of humor, they make you laugh and they have funny yet very cute facial expressions. Parkers will make you smile no matter what mood you are in they will make you one happy camper and they help you with any issues you have. Parkers are amazing people and are aggressive, if you know what i mean.

girl- dang im sore
girl 2- o it must be parker
girl- yah he is so aggressive

by sambina003 October 29, 2008

pecker-snot

cum, jism, man-milk, goo, wad

He exploded sending his pecker-snot all over her face

by todd Gack December 22, 2004

PeckerHood

1.A very rich neighbourhood. Generally only inhabitated by whites.

2. A way for white people to represent their neighbourhood.

Get out of my peckerhood!
This shit right here is my peckerhood!

by Hibbcat December 2, 2009

Sarah Jessica Parker Effect

When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.

Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.

by alecb July 25, 2007