penile

an old penis. senile and penis

your grandpa has a tiny penile.

by ensureplus May 20, 2020

penile

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off

“ karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you

by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 31, 2021

Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019

Penile

adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis

"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"

by thewordsdefiner September 22, 2023

Penile

The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).

John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.

by Big Dick123456 July 06, 2018

penile

relates to penis

Person: I just used penile enlargement

by childporn April 23, 2025

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 14, 2019