Penile Penis

Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.

by setharooski January 9, 2024

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 13, 2019

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019

Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood

The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction

by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023

Penile Alientitis

When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien

You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.

by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021

Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.

Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021