by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023
A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
by Thedumbass420 December 11, 2023
Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”
Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
by This is not pudding May 24, 2020
Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!
by munkee yes November 23, 2020
by gaylorddickcheese February 10, 2018
When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
by SpiritOfWuTang December 02, 2017
when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
by 7steezy7steve7 January 04, 2024