Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

Crabby Penguin

Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.

Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?

Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!

Mickey Rourke: Is she now?

Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.

Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.

by Christhejizzmopper October 27, 2010

chubby penguin

When your dick is sort of hard but you can't achieve a full erection because it's too cold out.

Dude, Mary and I were totally going to fuck in the back seat but it's January and I was sporting a total chubby penguin.

by MOCHammer August 8, 2016

Penguin Waddle

The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.

by mr exx February 21, 2009

Penguin Honest

The most honest a person can be and most honest you can possibly get! EVER!

I Love you.

Penguin honest??

Penguin Honest :)

by Raunchy RahRah November 23, 2009

i-Penguined

When a video taken by an i-Phone in vertical portrait mode is stretched horizontally to fit the aspect ratio making people look like penguins.

Hey dude! You i-Penguined a video again in your Facebook timeline!

by Stefano Amare October 17, 2013

Shotgunning a penguin

When you piss with a boner and sneeze

“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin”

by Mississippi_Sister_Fucker July 19, 2019