Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.
by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016
Get the pear bummug. 1. a plant from Plants vs. Zombies which is free to place down, but can transform a Zombie into an Imp Zombies when eaten, and instantly kills Imps when they eat it, releasing stunning gas on contact.
"Imp Pear is such a broken plant because it just has a super fast recharge and it's just toxic for the Zombies to try and defeat you when you spam-cycle it."
by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023
Get the Imp Pearmug. by mesca September 1, 2023
Get the pickled pearmug. by RMEM04 December 6, 2019
Get the A Pearmug. When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 5, 2023
Get the Pear saladmug. 
by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea March 8, 2022
Get the Pearmug.