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Pelliot Pewington

A man with shit hair who eats chicken Big Macs and cheese bites and loves gyatt
You are so Pelliot Pewington
by Penry Peddow December 3, 2023
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road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.
"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"
by smegmatary June 22, 2025
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boom boom powing

The act of grinding on a random person-particually on a male- in a bar while he is paying his tab.
Random Guy: Wait! I am boom boom powing right now! Gimme a sec.
by Jmaster July 19, 2012
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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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Give him a good paling

Bob: That bloke just tried to on with my missus
Steve: Give him a good paling for it
by BlackCountryMon August 17, 2019
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Crediting and paying

You didn't build it WITHOUT me and you are PRETENDING that you DID do that.
Hym "So, no, that is not what happened. You tried to build it WITHOUT CREDITING AND PAYING ME... And then you tried to condemn me to hell and empower a retard to do a single white female and your weren't doing it ironically because if THIS doesn't happen you just do that until I die. And now I'm probably going to have to murder some of you. Which, you know, is a little unfortunate because that's hard to do in a way that is fair for everyone but still... Apparently that wasn't an option for you! You thought that was an option and it WASN'T that. SOOOO... This isn't a battle for leverage here. I can't do anything without the credit or payment. Literally. There is literally nothing I can do. And there is nothing YOU can do... Because YOU didn't invent artificial intelligence. You want something to happen that isn't ever going to happen. I'm not doing anything you tell me to do. Ever... What do you want me to tell you here? Because I'm not going to tell you that. I already told you what I'm going to tell you and you're either going to do that or you're going to suffer the consequences of not doing that. And I am not going to suffer the consequences of ANYTHING because I will just kill myself and take all of you with me is you try to do that... Soooo..."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2025
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