Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

parabolish

1. typical or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. mysterious; with hidden meaning or message

1. That Avatar movie is so parabolish!
2. You wouldn't understand his parabolish story.

by timlight January 28, 2010

Japanime parade

A term use to describe the unattractive high school gothic/emo girls who read manga books instead of having a good time like every one else.

A: See those girls?
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.

Ew its the japanime parade

Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.

by you don't get the joke March 25, 2011

Gone Parabolic

Something that has gone from small to extremely large, off-the-charts, huge, mammoth in short order. An incredibly fast and large increase -- ie exponential.

1. He ability to annoy has gone parabolic since he quit smoking. I can't stand to hear anymore about how cigs are bad for you from him!

2. The rate of complaining here has gone parabolic since the company eliminated this year's bonuses.

by plresultsman October 12, 2011

pee on my parade

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.

What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

Aid Parade

A slang word (made by Mr. CharlieBoy) describing a place where alot of prostitutes or hookers hang out.

Down in t.j, we went to an aid parade to get some cuddy.

by C-B0y June 12, 2007

Parabola

A type of face one makes when angry. Involves the mouth frowning downwards to form an 'n' shape. Various different types e.g human parabola where the body also forms the structure of a parabola at the same time as the mouth.

Allan got angry so pulled off an enormous parabola.

by Eimho November 2, 2011