snatch patch

this ones a 2-fer
a soul patch near the pussy
OR
a birth control patch

dude i faucked this chick w/ out a condom but she had the snatch patch so im straight

by dildoman December 31, 2007

Arabian Eye Patch

A variation of the Arabian Gogles, done by one who is in posession of a sole testicle. The one testicle is placed over the eye of the unsuspecting victim while the other eye is left sans ball.

I applied the Arabian Eye Patch like a pirate of the Dune Sea.

by Rollie Fingers September 26, 2004

patchouli

A pungent scented oil usually worn by those who live an alternative or bohemian lifestyle. ie:Artist, musicians hippies, bikers, punkrockers etc.

"What is that wild smell?" "It's patchouli."

by mobtownlove August 27, 2006

Reverse Sour Patch

When a seemingly cute and sweet girl is actually heartless and possesses the ability to suck out one's soul. Much like a sour patch which is sour then sweet, except reverse. (a.k.a RSP)

Peter Allyson was walking down the street and gave dunch a hug, then she proceeded to suck out his soul. Peter pulled a Reverse Sour Patch

by victim of the sour patch November 27, 2010

patchouli soap

The ultimate oxy-moron.
The idea is that you wash yourself with the aforementioned soap to imbibe yourself with a fresh patchouli scent.
But seriously, a hippie, bathing? Ha

"NO, NO," said the hippie. "BACK AWAY WITH THE PATCHOULI SOAP."

by oblivion July 29, 2004

PatchTheAlpha

A overall hypocrite. An absolute no life adult who leeches off of the AJ community. Always seems to have a problem with any AJ Content Creator. Has a 12 Year old fan base

PatchTheAlpha: bullies a random kid for posting on YT

by TikTokHater September 8, 2020

herd of pachyderms

A group of 3-8 fat women, who travel together on social outings for protection and moral support. They are known to frequent Ladies Night and all-you-can-eat buffets.

I came to the bar to find some hot action, not get trampled by a herd of pachyderms.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 12, 2019