A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
by kfc4life November 5, 2023
Get the Pasty Puffmug. Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
by pasty fuck June 30, 2018
Get the shy pasty kookmug. When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
by Fish daddy June 26, 2015
Get the Pasty Swag Kingmug. by HyFyR August 25, 2023
Get the BOGOF Pastymug. The term 'Pasty Chucker' is used to describe anyone from Cornwall .
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
Example 1
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
by TommyP88 November 21, 2011
Get the Pasty Chuckermug. by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021
Get the Pasty Whackersmug. by Yimothy August 5, 2023
Get the Like a pissed-on pastymug.