pawthetic

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.

Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.

by QuacksO March 25, 2020

Pathetic

Someone who fails at life

People volunteering on urban dictionary to review are pathetic

by Liberator 68.5 April 27, 2020

Pathetic Radar

What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.

When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.

"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

pathetic

someone who is basic and boring that its sad and u feel sad for them because they're just yk them

"omg rebecca really thinks shes the shit"
"please bitch, dont get me started on becky"
"YESSS GIRLLL that bitch really thinks shes all that, its fucking pathetic"
"seriously though. all she fucking does is be on her phone and talk shit like get a fucking life"

PLEASE
STOP BEING PATHETIC
For your sake, not mine <3

by idontexistlol March 29, 2021

Pathetic

Pathetic: a feeling of embarrassing uselesness.

Lindy taught her preschool students to degrade a rival teacher by having them spit on and stare her down so that this teacher would feel pathetic.

by HonestytoBetsy April 4, 2021

patheticbisexual

I don't interact with them as much as I would like to but they seem super cool!

Person one: patheticbisexual is so cool

me: Fr

by Mrinugami April 30, 2021

pathetic

another word for beautiful

damn bitch you pathetic”
“aww thank u bae”

by norbintrappin May 30, 2021