Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.

My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.

by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013

chocolate painting

When a guy gives a girl anal and then wipes the shit off his dick on her ass.

When I was finished fucking her asshole I decided to do a chocolate painting all over her ass. Don't want my dick being unclean.

by themysteriousone101 April 28, 2014

snuff painting

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.

...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.

by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022

Apple-Panning

When a restaurant raises its prices while lowering its quality. The term comes from the notable Los Angeles restaurant "The Apple Pan" that was notorious for Apple-Panning.

That used to be my go-to poke place but they started Apple-Panning.

by DF9119 April 23, 2023

Mung Pining

Mung diving but when the corpse has pin worms. This is done to enjoy the yummy taste of the intestinal juices mixed with pin worms.

This corpse has pin worms, screw mung diving lets go mung pining.

by Ratking69 May 28, 2023

Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2023