When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.
Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*
Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"
Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"
Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"
Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"
Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
by CuteBoy56 June 9, 2019
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Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
by Friday13 August 6, 2010
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I am Aunt Julie and I wrote my 1st book. A collection of short stories growing up in Texas. I had 4 sisters so we have lots to share. My grandfather said I looked like a duck paddling in the water when I went swimming. That is how I became Paddleduck. My stories are for the young and young at heart. I started out writing for children but the adults are the ones asking for more.
paddleduck.com -At the end of the summer Uncle Albert drove us back to Houston and he didn't like to wear shoes. He said he like to let his toes breathe. My mother said he had smelly feet. Teresa cooked spaghetti, lasagna, beans and rice, roast or chicken and potatoes. When she cooked her roast it looked like a log. When she fried her chicken it looked like it was boiled. Grandpa said a big catfish was living in the car. He thought it would be easy to catch it coming out the window. He told Aunt Carolyn to go on the other side of the car and close the door. That fish was so smart that he locked the doors and rolled up the windows.
by paddleduck.com May 29, 2011
Get the paddleduck.com mug.Aunt Julie is the author of Paddleduck Julie, A little girl from Texas. First time publisher of children's books about her childhood in Texas. This is a collection of lively short stories for the young and young at heart.
Author Paddleduck is an adventurous and mischievous girl who likes to have fun. Paddleduck did not want to go to school. Paddleduck was getting ready to start the school year. She had to catch the bus early to get to school on time and be ready to start at 8:00 AM. She begged her mom not to make her go. Lo and behold, she heard a commotion outside. She went to look out the window, and all her friends were playing at the bus stop. YES! Paddleduck was ready to join her friends. Her mom handed her lunch bag to her, and off she went.
by author paddleduck June 13, 2011
Get the author paddleduck mug.Pnaddled is a combination of the words pwned and paddled, and is meant to be used in extreme situations of pwnage in gaming and sports environments. Pnaddled can also be used when someone is burned by an insult or joke. The word was invented by Jaymanator (Xbox live gamertag).
Jaymanator headshots an opponent. --> "Pnaddled!"
Jaymantor says "Come back when they drop!" Opponent leaves the server. --> "Pnaddled!"
Jaymantor says "Come back when they drop!" Opponent leaves the server. --> "Pnaddled!"
by A Dragon Reborn December 15, 2008
Get the Pnaddled mug.Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
by pyrocycle October 28, 2008
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