pump block

A pump block is some at the gym who talks your ear off while you're trying to get a pump. No matter what ever you do they follow you around and ruin your whole workout.

Dude, I hate going to the gym when Jay is here. Every time I start to do something he runs over and starts talking. He's such a Pump Block.

by JTMMS October 30, 2015

pump chaser

A person who saw how swole they were when they got a muscle pump, and then they set a goal to have that look during resting days.

Man, you're such a pump chaser. It's an endless road!

by Richie Homie June 16, 2018

Pump my Bags

When someone needs altcoins on crypto twitter to go higher to make them money. Bags being the term for their heavy investments in magic internet money.

"@alisun0302 posts on twitter to @Double_Irish_D, Please PUMP MY BAGS! I need to make money."

by Bag Pumper March 30, 2022

pump king

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

by carterthekid January 7, 2008

Pump a Grump

To Pump a Grump, is to take a massive shit.

I ate 12 tacos, and that night i had to pump a grump.

by Nick Wolff June 18, 2006