pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pug Dog Thing

I should be doing my homework but i'm writing this instead :)

Wow I love that Pug Dog Thing

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.

"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"

by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021

pug pal

a Pug Pal is some who is your friend and a real nigga, or a partner who enjoys pug's (animal)

Emma: Hey, you're a pug pal @grim

Grim: PUG PAL!
Emma: PUG PAL!

by Pug_Pal July 4, 2017

pug sit

Process of baby sitting a pug or group of pugs for a crazy pug lady.

Can someone please pug sit for me while I'm away?

by TheMan1315 February 25, 2017

Pug

A dog that after thousands of years of breeding Have short noses and are really cute

Aww, that pug is soooo cute!

Haha, A pug looks so funny with that short nose.

by DrAnonymous May 28, 2018