pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pug Dog Thing

I should be doing my homework but i'm writing this instead :)

Wow I love that Pug Dog Thing

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.

"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"

by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021

pug

To put an object into hiding. Somewhere sneaky and unlikely to be found by others.

I'm going to pug that money I got for my birthday!

by ChWh1995 October 30, 2019

maggie the pug

Maggie is the cutest doggo in the freaking world

I just got Maggie the pug today and I am IN LOVE like she is SOOO FREAKING ADORABLE!!

by Jayce_is_gay June 10, 2022

Pug

A dog that is the definition of bitch. It doesn’t care if your black, asian, white or disabled, it’ll bite you endlessly. This is a creature of no mercy, ASGORE in reality.

Person:Aww look at that pug!
Pug: You dare mock my appearance, thine fool?
Person:NOOOO!!!!
Pug: Victory shall be mine.

by Browhoisusingbobthedude February 26, 2024