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Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.
Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.
by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025
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Pucker Puff

Cris wanted to suck a pucker puff out of Makima's asshole.
by xross. October 16, 2025
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Flaming Pucker

The burning sensation which takes place in the sphinkter after consuming spicy foods, usually occurring during the mornings first bowel movement.

Habanero peppers, jalapeño peppers, ghost peppers, etc.
Man, I really need to take it easy with the spicy foods!
I had a Flaming Pucker this morning after last nights spice fest!
by SABER DUDE 😁 October 26, 2025
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New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025
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pucker-part

1. The excess tied off part of a balloon
2. A booty hole
1. Ari safety-pinned the pucker-part of the balloon to her grape costume.
2. CJ, after coming out as gay, opened up his pucker-part for business.
by HarleyTheUnicorn March 23, 2025
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pucker stamp

When a naked person or animal sits down on something and presses their butthole on that surface.
Did the dog really just pucker stamp my bed pillow???
by IdahoLee February 28, 2023
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Sphincter’s Puckered

How the 31 NFL franchises feel when they are facing Peyton Manning that week.

Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”

This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.
Playing Peyton Manning every week for his entire career was playing against a team was their Super Bowl. The final boss. The dude still went 13-3 nearly every year regardless of their preparation and giving it all they truly had on the field, and they truly did.

“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.

Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!

I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.

“sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”
by Dairo11 March 17, 2023
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