[Profile Candy]

A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.

John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?

Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?

by Alecto83 January 21, 2009

Profildaphilia

Pronounciation: Pro-file-da-fill-e-ah

The act of Facebook profile stalking.

Noun: Profildaphile.

Person 1: Yeah, I totally got this new phone the other day.
Person 2: Yeah, I know.
Person 1: Umm, how do you know that?
Person 2: Through a bit of profildaphilia.
Person 1: *in almost silent whispering* Profildaphile...

by profildaphile October 24, 2010

Profile-Pic Insomniac

Someone that is constantly changing their profile picture on a social networking website such as Facebook or Twitter.

My sister is such a profile-pic insomniac. She changes her profile-pic 3 times a day.

by THeCtotheHMan January 15, 2011

protituter

A prostitute that spits and does not swallow.

That Jenny, she claims to be a prostitute but she doesn't swallow, she's really just a protituter.

by Nekie Spinner August 22, 2011

profing

The action of setting a photo as your Facebook profile picture.

"Man, Gordon really did not hesitate in profing that picture of him with the stripper did he?"

by tc705 April 13, 2014

Probitory

A probing manner of speech or activity.

The discussion got so probitory I thought he was inside of me.

by Swordly Dude September 25, 2015

Prohitectionism

pro·hi·tec·tion·ism - noun. 1. The act of simultaneously limiting access to a good or service for moral reasons while ensuring a politically connected group is able to profit from it through the force of law. A portmanteau of Prohibition and Protectionism

"Because of prohitectionism in North Carolina a distillery can only sell one bottle per person per year on premises but the state owned ABC stores can sell as many as they want."

by Xaq Fixx January 9, 2016