porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

Porter Corkscrew

The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio

Noah had the strength to pull of a toe curling Porter Corkscrew on me

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 02, 2021

Anna Porter

A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.

Man: Who is that?
Woman: That radiant beast? That's an Anna Porter.

by night---light January 24, 2025

Porter’s Folder Maneuver

An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.

“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver

by TylaDATerrific October 31, 2022

The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.

Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.

by youreds February 10, 2025

Destiny Porter

2 definitions in one yay

Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something

Porter sounds like potter and that's cool

Destiny Porter, it's like everyone with that name makes me happy, weird, huh?

by snad undtail March 08, 2019