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pity bag

A pity bag is having sex with someone because you feel sorry for him or her.
God, life totally fucked him up today. I´m gonna throw him a pity bag.
by the_foreigner May 14, 2011
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Pity Titty

Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity
"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."
by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012
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pity hoe

A promiscuous woman that dates a man out of pity.
Man, you so ugly you need a pity hoe.
by pityhoe April 23, 2017
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Pity wank

When you'r ex cannot stop thinking about you when they wank, then say something along the lines of 'I only liked you out of pity'
Sarcastic term used to show the stupidity of a person degrading you when they obviously still wank over you.
'Oh, yeah, cos people always pity wank'

'Ugh, shes ugly...but I would give her a pity wank'

'He sent me a letter saying he wanks over me, but when I called him said he only liked me out of pity...Im obvs just a pity wank porn star'
by OwlToesX February 25, 2010
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pity like

The likes given to any status updates by a person from his/her other facebook friends. Same as pity sex, but not.
John's hit an all time record of pity likes for his fb post saying his gf left him for a rubber duck.
by Rat in a maze April 12, 2011
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Pity Hangs

Pity hangs is when you hang out with someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Bill: Yo Nick, you hung out with Jeff the other day??
Nick: Yeah, I gave him some pity hangs; I didn't want him to kill himself, ya know.
by Cableguy22 August 9, 2009
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Pity for Titty

when someone chooses to accept back a partner (boyfriend or girlfriend) for two reasons:
1) Pity: (The nice guy routine) They feel sorry for the partner so they choose to accept them back for the sole purpose of making them feel better.
2) Titty: Probably one of the only good things that could come out of this pity filled relationship, is the titty, cuz the nice person gets some.

Thing is that after this happens you're basically stuck in the pity loop which means that eventually they will just realize that they dont really like each other and its just out of pity, and so (read beginning of this paragraph)
ps. its called a loop for a reason.
Girlfriend gets mad, dumps individual, comes back crying. Individual (the nice guy) feels bad so they accept them back. In turn, they get "Pity for Titty".
by Ukrainiak May 28, 2010
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