Penny Crowther

A girl who is a small assed, tiny boobed slut. She gang bangs whenever she can. Hide your man and children from her.

Man: Tonight i want a slutttt will you be mine
Penny Crowther: Yeah lemme jump on this

by fluffydildos April 9, 2017

pennsylvania popsicle

Insert a young ladies feet into an ice bath. Once they have reached exactly 28.35 degrees Fahrenheit proceed to insert your penis into her anal cavity. When you are ready pull her out of the bath and ejaculate all over her toes. Lastly slowly suck the toes clean of your semen.

After a long hot day there is nothing like a Pennsylvania popsicle to cool ya down

by Dirtydawgz October 16, 2017

penner in my booty

umm gay sex penetrating the booty hole
damp lips against skin

I wish i could another penner in my booty sometime

by Shang slayer9000 March 6, 2018

Pennenoodle

Something you repeatedly send your friend as a text in order to drive them insane.

Friend 1: Hey when did you want to meet up?
Friend 2: (individual texts in rapid succession)
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle
Pennenoodle

by OzBoiz4LYFE May 15, 2018

Penny man

Person who loves pennies

“I SMELL PENNIES!!” ~penny man

by zman22366 July 11, 2019

Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.

The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

Penny Hofstadter

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

by That stuff animal October 23, 2019