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penile projection

When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.
Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.

Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014
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penibean

We still don't know to this day
1 WHAT A PENIBEAN MAN
2 THATS VERY MEAN MAN!!!
1 SORRY MAN
by EasymanEasy July 14, 2022
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penigina

A vagina that has a penis coming out of it.
I went to finger her, but she had a penigina, so I had to jerk her off.
by Garrett November 21, 2004
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penicorns

Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis.
"Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr."

Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.
by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009
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inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 9, 2007
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penie

A word discovered accidentally during Kristen's science fair project. Meaning a male's thingy.
That guy has a really saggy penie.
by Rob February 15, 2005
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Penillingus

I scored some penillingus off that
blonde last night.
by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003
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