penal code

The Penal Code refers to a large series of unwritten rules the male gender must follow when using and placing into action his reproductive organ. This includes rules such as using a condom when fornicating with a stranger or a girl not on birth control and also the rule of not using your unit with your friends girlfriend or ex- girlfriend with out his consent.

" Man i slept with Joe's old lady last night"

"You idiot, you totally blew off the penal code."

"Hey steve, last night i got with this chick from out of town and i didnt use a love glove."

" Dude you have not stayed loyal to the penal code"

by flyhomie61 February 18, 2010

Penaldez

nickname for man Utd player Bruno Fernandes who only know how to score goals from penalty kicks

commentator1: Bruno what a guy he is! he doesn't miss from the spot
commentator2: you mean penaldez, he only knows how to score from penalties

by Cojoness August 11, 2020

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.

Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023

peal ya caps

to shoot someone, to kill someone

keep talkin Sh** and ill peal ya caps nigga

by scott wilson May 13, 2005

Death Penalty

When the state takes your life for committing a murder. Death penalty can range from, hanging, electric chair, lethal injection or the gas chamber. Age can also very from 14 and up depending on the state.

If you take someone's life, we have the right to take yours.

by Saints September 15, 2003

death penalty

A highly controversial issue. But must be done. People whine that those on death row have rights, well to get there you have to do something horrible. What about the victims? Didn't they have rights? A man rapes and murders 35 little girls and your telling me he doesn't deserve death? When it is proven he can not be reformed? That bull if you ask me. Today there is enough technology that the people on death row DESERVE it. The possibility of it being wrong is very slim. If you rape, molest, murder, a large number of people/children you should die. You took their lives so why should you keep yours? You didn't think about their rights or family or life why should anyone think about yours? Basically, if you are put on death row you deserve it. And if you have the balls to fight it sadly it's about 10 years before you get the needle so fight all you like.

The death penalty is necessary. I value human life, but if you can take another person's life in cold blood in a such a way that you are given the death penalty, then so be it. Case closed. It's a tough subject but this is where I stand and most rational compassionate people should (yes compassionate because you need to think about the victim's family and put yourself in their shoes) Sadly in America criminals have more rights than victims. What was ment to protect has only destroyed. And that's basically it.

by i speak truth August 25, 2006

penal implants

Penal Implants are implants to make your penis bigger. Yes, it really does exsist and may I add: more Asian & Caucasian men should be looking into this procedure. *thumbs up*

Forget breast implants, penal implants should be the next "in" thing to have done!

by nagyfasz April 11, 2005