When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019
When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.
Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
by Tomjen August 17, 2009
When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 04, 2022
A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
Donald is a pasty virgin.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
by HyFyR August 25, 2023
The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 02, 2018
The term 'Pasty Chucker' is used to describe anyone from Cornwall .
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
Example 1
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
by TommyP88 June 04, 2011