paedophile

One who is sexually attracted to people who are below the
socially or legally accepted age of consent.
It is illegal in many countries for a 15 year old girl to have sex with her 16 year old boyfriend, but perfectly legal for a 16 year old girl to be shagged by her 60 year old uncle.
the law is a joke, and people are fickle and need someone to hate.
Paedophiles are the 21st century scapegoats for everything that goes wrong with people lives. They allow the masses not to take responsinility for bringing up their children. It is much easier to hate and blame someone else for their own fuckups.

I fucked my 15 year old girlfriend. This makes me a paedophile.

Man, that 14 year old looks at least 18.

by Pete____0003 August 31, 2008

paedophile

Somewhat common misspelling of the word pedophile.

primero: Did you see the news? They threw another paedophile in jail.
segundo: You misspelled pedophile.

by armucat August 6, 2011

padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : '' Dude, I padlocked Patty, talk to you later. ''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

paedoclunge

A shave pubic area on a female. The dancefloor is shaved so cleanly that it resembles a young girl instead of the lady in question. A dream for a lot of men which is worrying.

I loves a young looking paedoclunge!

by collyk June 13, 2007

Paedo Files

All the disgusting files (photos) that belongs to a convicted paedophile.

There are numerous paedo files found on the next door paedophile's computer.

by Dee-Odus January 3, 2009

touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019