Kitchener, Ontario

City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.

Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.

Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.

Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)

Come to Kitchener, Ontario if you like Costco and kids.

by CuckMasterPro July 25, 2017

onty

n. auntie; your mother or father's sister; pronounced and spelled 'onty' in ebonics.

From a Chicago bro' to a bro' in da Sip (Mississippi):

"I came down from Chicago to visit wif my onty in da Sip and to check out da white chicks."

by Richard Black September 27, 2007

Keene, Ontario

Keene is a small city outside of Peterborough, Ontario, about 500 people or more as population it has one main street and subdivisions, there is also Indian River where you can drop off your boat and you can go swimming or fishing and we have Serpents Mounds family camp ground next to Rice Lake. There is also a general store, restaurant and a credit union and arena and even a liquour store for the people that like to drink and don't have to Peterborough you can get it here. But Keene is a nice, small country town and quiet here.

Keene, Ontario
Keene Christmas Parade
Pumpkin Festival

the Plowing Match(2006)
Located near Peterborough and close to Rice Lake

by PrideLand December 13, 2010

On't

Contraction of 'on' and 'it'.

"Are you going to ask her out?"
"Dude, I'm on't"

by Bugsley May 16, 2008

Waterloo, Ontario

A bustling, expanding town in south-western Ontario known for the Blackberry and two Universities, the University of Waterloo and Wilfred Laurier University as well as Conestoga College. There are plenty of things to do, like go clubbing or paint-balling with friends. It is common to see large groups of university students around Waterloo. There are activities and events for everything and everyone in Waterloo! Don't miss out on Oktoberfest!

Hey dude, how was last night?
Fantastic! I was chilling with my friends in Waterloo, Ontario. We stopped for pizza and then we went paint-balling!
Did you win?
Yeah, but I've got bruises the size of goose eggs dude.
Rad
Totes

by ShastaX June 22, 2011

Ontarian

Inhabitant of the province of Ontario in the country of Canada. Home to the biggest city in the nation (Toronto). Typically, Ontarians have a rivalry with Quebecois in many aspects of life. Naturally, the most important is the rivalry between the two hockey teams Toronto Maple Leafs and Montreal Canadiens. Ontarian education is quite complicated in the eyes of next-door Quebecois, with students attending something before Kindergarten called Junior Kindergarten. Students only graduate elementary school in this province in the eighth grade at the age of fourteen as apposed to the age of twelve in Quebec and graduate from high school at the age of eighteen. Ontarians like to promote their province on television throughout the rest of the country and boast about their home, which consists mostly of trees, rocks and dirt. When defending their province, they also like to claim they speak French and therefore this makes them special, when, in reality, they could care less about French unless it will be beneficial in making themselves sound sophisticated. Their sense of humor and social skills are generally limited. In order to purchase beer, they must drive to the nearest Ontario Liquor Control Board rather than simply walking to the depanneur.

Ontarian 1: Would you pick up some beer for tonight?

Ontarian 2: Sure, I will drive over to the Ontario Liquor Control Board and see if they are open. I should be back in about forty-five minutes if I can avoid traffic.

by mousselinelaserieuse April 12, 2011

Ontario Eye Candy

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

by the semen banditz December 16, 2008