Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.

- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...

by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008

Female Once Over

When two girls or women meet each other for the first time then they proceed to look each other over to see if the other is a threat socially or economically.

Ya, Julia and I met for the first time last night. We gave each other the Female Once Over. I figured I was prettier than she was, and she had more money than me so we got along fine.

by ifeltlikewritingadefinition July 21, 2011

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

you only live once

I agree with the above definition. It is also a song by The Strokes.

You only live once is one of the strokes best songs.

by Quitelate September 8, 2006

I wrestled a bear once

An amazing Grindcore band from Shreveport, Louisiana who's singer is a girl :D

i love i wrestled a bear once

by jk124 October 8, 2008

Two Guys At Once

Popular alcoholic shot known to be enjoyed by loose women made up of one part Jack, one part Jose and one part green apple schnapps.

Susie had more "Two Guys At Once" last night than should be legally allowed.

by TS Regpark February 18, 2010

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

by 100% Not David December 7, 2019