a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.
grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?
grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!
grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!
grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!
grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!
grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!
grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!
grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!
grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!
by negro jones strikes again November 12, 2008
"Her pussy cheeks were fucking massive," exclaimed Tom.
by ice-b June 24, 2018
1. The flaps of skin on either side of the slit of a penis
2. The chunks of skin on the head of a penis on the right or left of the opening of the urethra
2. The chunks of skin on the head of a penis on the right or left of the opening of the urethra
by Ejackson11 September 08, 2017
What are acquired when one walks around all day with crab apples in their cheeks, even though horse chestnuts have a better shape.
Josh: Peter, why do you walk around all day with crab apples in your cheeks?
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.
by eclecticbass December 07, 2010
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